SHIT SON
Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.
*HAS NO SHAME*
Um, yeah. One was given to me by my mom and the other was made by my mom.
Well duh I’m a furry. I practically AM a giant stuffed animal XD
xD Forever
(Source: storiesyettounfold)
I feel so safe under my blanket.
Cause you know, when a murderer comes in, he’ll think “I’m gonna ki- aw shit, that person’s under a blanket.”
Maximum trolling:
- Put your facebook status as “OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!”
- Wait 5 minutes.
- Make a new status saying “I’m going to test out my time machine”
7ns:
Dedicated to Selena//NativeAsgardian
Okay, so first thing’s first, this list is going to be straight up man. I’m not gonna bullshit you, I’m just trying to get you on the road to becoming a motherfuckin’ beast. You ready? Al-fuckin-right.
Mentally:
- Create your superhero alter ego…
I texted a bunch of my friends to call my phone because I lost it, and i got 4 calls
